Remember last month we regaled a tale about Sandra Bullock stumbling across a male who had gained access to her house after she accepted the Decade of Hotness prize at the Spike Guys' Choice Awards. At the time, it was unclear if the person was burglar or a stalker. Turns out he was definitely the latter. 

According to TMZ, Sandra heard a loud banging in her house in the wee hours of the morning, and when she got up to close her bedroom door she saw one Joshua Corbett in her hall wearing, dressed in black. 

Apparently she slammed the door and called police. When they arrived, Corbett allegedly screeched: "Sandy, I'm sorry, please don't press charges!" Given she'd jumped into the shower before getting into bed, and he had probably witnessed the whole thing, one can assume pressing charges was at the top of her list. 

Seemingly Corbett had a notebook in his possession, which had "cut-out magazine pics of Bullock and multiple, handwritten notes". One read: "I will forever be thinking of you and Louie, my son, as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you."

He also referred to her as "hot and intelligent, lissome and taught [sic]." and was willing to forgive her for "anything you may have done", which is nice of him. 

The dictionary definition of "lissome' is "thin, supple and graceful", in case you were wondering.