Because in fairness, this lot make more sense than the lads in Leinster House.

1. Before we begin...

2. You want the good news first?

3. In case you were wondering what you're watching...

 4. Oh Michael...

5. We always did say Leinster House was full of jokers, wha?

6. Meanwhile in homes and offices around the country...

7. Of course there's only one thing we're all worried about, aside from the wine, obviously...

8. Oh and by the way...

9. Compulsory Love/Hate reference. It wouldn't be an Irish event without one, wha?

10. Forget it. We've heard all we need to know now...