Ahhhhh Britney. It's been at least a week since you bared your bits... ah, of course, there must be a court appearance in the offing. The (technical) mother of two prepared for her custody hearing by pouring herself into a pink and black serving wench outfit to wow the punters at Winston's. A source who was in the club when Britney was there revealed: “While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, 'you have nice t*ts! Mine are all saggy!' Brit then told the bartender to switch clothes with her. At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply. The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender's duds. The bartender, clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spears' French maid outfit, telling patrons, 'I'm wearing Britney's costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!'" Britney left the club, only to be pulled over by police for having an expired Vehicle Registration Tag, and then exited the car giving paps a flash of her fishnet-clad f*nny. Unsurprisingly, the court has ruled that she can only see her sons three times a week, supervised, between the hours of 12pm and 7pm. Commissioner Gordon (that still tickles me) relayed; "The environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all. During all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play... The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."
