It was all plunging dresses, sheer panels and flesh, flesh, flesh at last nights Brit Awards, with 'the best of British' on show, with some American and Irish talent thrown in there for good measure, but apart from a few hits, it was mostly misses and basically a sh*tstorm of the tragically dressed. You know who won the awards, so here's who won on the red carpet, and more importantly who lost out big time.
Taylor Swift should just stop making music and just do red carpets all the time, because the girl just does not get it wrong. Doning a sheer paneled, full length black Elie Saab gown, she just won the entire evening by showing all her exes what they're missing and looking f*cking amazing.
Aluna Francis of AlunaGeorge also deserves merit for being a relative newcomer to red carpets but outdoing the majority in a sheer sequin gown and looking stunning. Jessie J also deserves props for once for getting it right in a plunging black number, but did look extremely uncomfortable and terrified that it could all go wrong at any moment. Jo Wiley also deserves props for looking banging.
Tom Daley was also in clothes for once and wore them quite well too, even if he does make us feel ill because he's only 18.
Oh Rita Ora, you make it so easy to dislike you when you wear a hideous, peach goo dress. Ashley Roberts looked like how everyone who is going to try and copy Taylor Swift's outfit is going to look, with a ratty top knot and a sheer strapless leotard dress that just came off as cheap.
Katherine Jenkins went for an under the sea look, clearly wanting to be both all the fish and the sea at the same time and just looking like an amoeba, while Berenice Marlohe, who usually looks amazing, went all boobs out in a silver dress that made her look like the leftovers from Christmas dinner.
Corinne Bailey Rae, who is apparently still a thing could make you fall asleep looking at her, because her dress is that boring, while Caroline Flack went all navy siren in a dress with far too much excess fabric, resulting in this hilariousness.
Paloma Faith was actually quite tame for Paloma Faith in a game of Bejewelled come to life in dress form, but she still looked like a crazy cat lady with her Bellatrix Lestrange bouffant.
Who let Niall Horan wear runners to an awards ceremony? Is it his own private middle finger to the awards, or is he just a stubborn little sh*t who wouldn't put a proper pair of shoes on even though the rest of One Direction managed to look decent.
Little Mix meanwhile, were a hot mess all of their own, with Perrie matching her hair to her dress while wearing Lana Del Rey's stolen headpiece, Jesy squashed into a boobzilla dress, Leigh-Anne getting sideboobs out while simultaneously getting the plunging look all wrong and then Jade dressed as an actual Bratz doll, blue rinse hair and oversized bow and all.
Mumford and Sons made zero effort and looked like they just haven't showered in weeks, while the ginger hobbit looked even more terrifying than usual in a navy suit and Boy George forgot to go shopping since losing a load of weight and looks like Fievel the mouse.
And Lana Del Rey bored us in the most boring red carpet look of all time. Corinne Bailey Rae level boring. For shame Lana. And then there's the fug on fug on fug that was Gemma Arterton and company. And we can't end without mentioning J.B. from JLS's neon race-car murderer gloves.