He is the man responsible for Paris Hilton. Technically, Rick Hilton (by way of Kathy) is responsible for Paris, but the blame of 'Paris Hilton TM' lies slothfully at the feet of one Jason Moore. Moore is so on the pulse of what the public wants. he's actually writing a book about managing Paris Hilton, which he thinks we want to read... Given Jordan's latest offering is still top of the charts in Waterstones, he's probably correct in his presumption. Depressing.
The NY Daily News reported earlier this week: "Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 (looooooooooooooooong) years, he managed to 'save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself,' according to a pitch letter making the rounds. 'Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn't have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes... she could well have faded into oblivion.' Moore, who'll call his memoir Controlling Chaos, says the girl unkindly branded a 'celebutard' was more than willing. '[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo'."
Just to recap: "If Paris Hilton didn't have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes... she could well have faded into oblivion."
Gee, thanks Jason. Thanks SOOOO much for going above and beyond the call of duty to repeatedly thrust an over privileged, platinum giraffe - who barely has a proficiency in "posing" (it's the eye, she'll never master that rogue left eye) - before us time and TIME again. You even had it release an album! NARGH! *bounds off into corner, frantically gnawing on back copies of Heat*
