Picture the scene. You're one of the most sought after actors in Hollywood today. One of the most attractive women in the world has bore your children. And you've just found out you've been nominated for an Oscar for your latest film. What do you do? You amble on to the visually violent carpet at the Paris premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with your zipper grinning broadly. You see, nobody's perfect. What's most tickling though is how no one bothered to tell him. The Parisian paps could lurk behind that whole "language barrier" thing, but David "Eeeep, there's no WAY I'm telling him *ahems*" Fincher and Brad's "people" have no excuse. Perhaps everyone was too busy enjoying the view, knowing it would be the closest they'd ever get to his underscants.
