... let the mind-boggling bidding begin! Angelina and Brad's twins where forcibly brought into the world via C-Section on Saturday (three days before the alleged inducement date of Tuesday, as predicted). The girl was 5lb and goes by the name Vivienne Marcheline, while her brother, Knox Leon, weighed in slightly heavier at 5lb 4oz. According to the attending obstetrician,Dr. Michel Sussmann, Brad acted as his "assistant" and was "perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional." No surprises there, then. Another nugget of information which is sadly less than surprising is the tots' price tag. Pictures of these two little bundles of squinting, gurgling flesh could reportedly fetch in the region of €7million... You can't even decipher which one's which!! Their parents might oblige by ramming one of those pink hairbands, with a pink bow stuck on, to aid the differentiation process but I'm guessing both will be shielded from view by swaddling blankets for the foreseeable future. Well, until the official magazine deal (which will be in the realms of $15million - $20million).
What's the point of baby pictures anyway? At the risk of repetition - ALL newborns look the same - usually slightly more like the father (nature's way of ensuring they stick around) but, considering Angelina and Brad are practically twins themselves, you can expect large eyes and oversized lips. Now, someone kindly pay me €20 quid for installing that mental image. Why not? It's just as ludicrous as paying to inspect a stranger's fresh womb fodder. The owner of Big Pictures, Darryn Lyons (the Australian dude who looks like a cyber hedgehog. He always crops up as a talking head on E! True Hollywood Story, Sky One countdowns and such like) said: "I've never known a set of pictures to be worth this amount of money" and that the only other shots that "would possibly come that close is Britney Spears giving birth to an alien." Now that I would pay to see.
