I know you're all dying to find out how Amy's first gig of her tour went - 'cause nothing she does is a cliche at this stage... She arrived an hour late. Drunk. And all she'd talk about was Blake. The crowd were not impressed and began booing with some even storming out in protest. Amy told them: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing you're a mug for buying a ticket. Second to all the people booing - just wait 'til my husband gets out." Amy changed the words to her songs to make reference to Blake. During 'Back To Black' she added the word "Blakey" and at the end of the track she slurred: "Nothing's going to bring my husband back." Before she got to the end of her closing song, her cover of The Zutons' hit 'Valerie', she stopped singing, dropped the microphone and walked off stage. Fan James Dyas said: "She came on stage half an hour late. She managed four songs but was slurring her words and swaying all over the place. She fell into the guitar stand and dropped the microphone - it was atrocious. The song she dedicated to her husband was so bad it was like swinging a cat round your head." It gets better: another audience member told the BBC, "Every time she did a song she put 'Blakey' or 'I love my Blakey' into it, and she changed the song 'Me and Mr Jones' into Mr Blakey." I don't know whether to laugh or cry...