Amy Winehouse's 'Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake incah-ceh-ray-id' will remain incarcerated for the next eighteen months, having (finally) been sentenced today for his involvement in assaulting a pub landlord, and then perverting the course of justice by paying him off to keep schtum. Judge David Radford sentenced Blake Fielder-Civil (you think he'd be posh, with a double-barrelled name) to 27 months in jail for the offence - he's already served nine in London's Pentonville Prison. Winehouse herself was not in court to hear the bad news (she reportedly dedicated a song to him at last week's Oxegen festival, saying "This is for my Blakey. He gets out in nine days"), but I think we can pretty much assume that she's getting f****d up right now. - LM
