Beth Ditto has launched her own line for Mac. So Perez Hilton painted on his outfit with her range of liquid eyeliners, white highlighters and pink blush.

Seriously. Bet. On. It's like the evil black goop from Spiderman 3 kindly fashioned itself into his cardie for the occasion.

Yes, clearly his upper body is clad in a long sleeved t-shirt made to look like a suit, but it’s still faaar too tight. I shouldn't be able to see the skinned grape he permitted himself for breakfast.

P.S. You probably won't recognise anyone, or pronounce their names, as they're German.