There's nothing quite more life affirming that starting off the day with a newborn babog - especially one born to such pretty parents.
Eh, not that that matters as aaaalll babies are beautiful. And not just 'cause they all look the same... you know, like a cross between a shrunken little 90-year-old and a Labrador pup in a flannel onesie. One that constantly vomits, squawks, spews, poos, squawks, makes you think they're dead, skitters, hurls, shrieks, gurgles, stinks, pat-pat-pat, spew on shoulder, squawks, and repeat.
Welcome to parenthood, Dannii and Kris! Thank you for exhibiting your son, Ethan, on the internet free of charge, it is most appreciated. For those of you who don't regard Twitter, here's the message what came with the snap: "Hey everyone thanks for all your wishes, we are loving baby Ethan and Kris is the best dad in the world. X."
Might I add a special congratulations to Dannii for managing to expel quite a hearty newborn *winces*.
What's that? She had an "emergency Caesarean." Ah right.
