Ah, here, look it, I'm just going through the motions (pardon the pun) at this stage with these footballers, their wily willies and their (alleged) hooker threesomes *sighs*. Here's the story behind this one...

In Touch weekly magazine are now claiming David Beckham had it away with prostitutes in New York's Le Parker Meridien Hotel three years ago. David, like he did with that Loos individual, is denying the claim. He's even gone so far as to get legal on various people's posteriors.

The Sun is at hand with the sordid details: "Becks launched the legal battle after brunette prostituteIrma Nici, 26, (bottom right), claimed he paid her £3,200 in cash to have unprotected sex at New York's Le Parker Meridien hotel in August 2007. Bosnian-born Irma said they were then joined by another hooker. She claimed dad-of-three Becks, 35, paid £1,500 to watch a lesbian romp before having sex with the second girl, described as a 'curvy brunette'. After the other hooker left, Irma said, the LA Galaxy player gave her another £3,200 to stay the night. She claimed she met Beckham again a month later at Claridge's Hotel in London. She said he again paid her £3,200 for sex but was 'sad' at the time because his father had suffered a heart attack."

Eeeeeep.

The article continues: "Ex-Man United playmaker Becks has instructed his legal team to wage war on the magazine to clear his name. The friend said: 'If this magazine and this woman think they can get away with smearing David, then they've got another thing coming. They have created a complete falsehood using a handful of facts in an attempt to give the claims a semblance of truth. He was in New York at the time this woman suggests but any Tom, Dick or Harry could find that out on the internet. He wasn't even staying at the hotel she has suggested. He was at the Waldorf Astoria. David and Victoria are very calm about this nonsense. They cannot believe a magazine like In Touch would print such a pack of lies. They will be fighting it tooth and nail'."

Apparently one of their theories is that the allegations "may be an attempt to undermine England's bid to stage the 2018 World Cup" as Becks is one of the UK's "leading ambassadors"...

Meanwhile British bred Irma has hired an agent and set up her own download website, charging 60p per photo. Her blurb blabs: "Irma Nici exploded into the mainstream (ew) in September 2010 when In Touch exposed that she had worked as an escort seeing David Beckham. Outed by a former friend, Irma decided to come clean about her past and tell her story - her way. Irma was one of the top girls for Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis, who is rumoured to have the biggest black book in history."

Nope, Sex and The City's Charlotte has not gone to the dark side, she just happens to have the same name as this troll. Unfortunate.