Ok. KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST ARE PLANNING ON MOVING TO THE UK TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH PRINCE WILLIAM AND GWYNETH PALTROW. THEIR ULTIMATE AIM IS TO SETTLE DOWN IN AN UPMARKET AREA OF LONDON IN A BID TO GIVE THEIR FIVE-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER NORTH AN 'ELITE' EDUCATION AND SOCIAL CIRCLE.
Man, I'm not sure how Kanye has the energy to do that. Shouting posts is exhausting.
A source spouting off to heat magazine: "Kanye talks a lot about how he wants his kids to attend the same boarding schools as Kate Middleton and Prince William did. He wants them to go to Oxford, grow up alongside royalty and be part of the elite. They'll be buying a place and love the idea of Chelsea or Kensington." So, essentially they're buying klass.
The couple also see the move as a good chance to broaden their respective careers.
The helpful source continued: "Kim and Kanye see London as the next phase of their empire growth. The US is pretty much a saturated market for them now, but their business people reckon that London could be their new LA." No chance, they won't be able to handle the weather.
Meanwhile, Kim's mother-and-manager Kris Jenner is said to see the move as a good idea and is considering persuading more of her family/minions to join the pair: "Kris is in, hook, line and sinker. She looks at London, sees all the power players of the world and wants to be moving in those circles. She wants Kendall to sign to a European modelling agency for luxury label work and Kris is pushing for Khloe to be their UK brand ambassador, giving her time and space away from her marital problems with Lamar Odom. Kourtney is settled in New York, but it's only a six-hour flight away and Scott loves the whole Brit thing."