Lads, If you think you'd have a shot with RiRi herself, you might want to tune into Jonathan Ross's show tomorrow. Reports this morning reveal details of the interview wherein Rihanna claims that single life is "overrated." Get yourself to Coppers of a Friday night, love - where ass grabbing douchebags are ten a penny - and you'll take that statement to a whole new level.
Since splitting from Chris Brown three years ago, the sultry singer who's rocking a bit of a strippery look these days has longed for a life of romance.
"Yes I am a single lady. This is not something I enjoy. Single life is so overrated," she said to Wossy.
Now if she has any sense at all, she'll find what she's looking for in someone new. Not by going back to Chris Brown, which has been rumoured of late. The pair caused quite a bit of a stir after exchanging messages on Twitter and even reportedly spending Valentine's Day together. Add to this the mixing up of some tracks that feature her aggro ex boyfriend last month, I wouldn't be surprised if Rihanna loses some of her supportive fans. Once an aggro bastard, always a bit of a sh*t. That's my Chris Brown motto and I'm sticking to it!
"You always want to be single when you are in a relationship but trust me it is no bueno (good)... I have such incredible experiences in my life, but you don't want to live your life and then meet someone, you want to share your life with someone. I feel like that is what I am missing right now."
You'd swear she was pushing fifty. You're 24 for crying out loud!
"Yeah [lots of guys feel threatened by me], but in that case they are probably not the right one 'cause I can't do that," Rihanna explained. "I would love to find someone cool, fun, funny."
Maybe try gyrating and grabbing your crotch a little less in your sexed up music videos and the nice guys won't run scared.
Rihanna's full interview will air on the Jonathan Ross Show in the UK tomorrow Saturday March 3rd.
I' think I'll tune in just to hear her cool 'You Da One' Bajan accent anyway.
