Good God this needs to not happen. The newly reformed Atomic Kitten, back in action thanks to The Big Reunion, are about to launch three fragrances with 'three different smells to represent the three of us.'. Just want everyone wants, to smell like Kerry Katona.
What's worse is we're also getting an album, and a single too. Dire. Anyway, we've been brainstorming away at potential names for the perfumes, and apart from calling them Kerry, Liz and Natasha, we feel they should embrace their namesake and go sciencey with Proton, Neutron and Electron maybe, or Claws-tic, Radio-Cat-ive and Eyes-otope. And the tagline? 'You can get your hole again.'.
You can stick our cheque in the post girls.
