Yep, that's Ashley Cole sloping around in the back garden there, while ex-wife Cheryl and her new husband toast themselves rigorously. Of course it's not real, but you'd be forgiven for momentarily cocking an eyebrow. Cole tweeted the following recently in response to a wonderfully doctored photo courtesy of one @mrblackmills

According to heatworld.com, the original photo came from an even stranger scenario involving Ashley not quite getting on down with his new AS Roma team mates.