Yep, that's Ashley Cole sloping around in the back garden there, while ex-wife Cheryl and her new husband toast themselves rigorously. Of course it's not real, but you'd be forgiven for momentarily cocking an eyebrow. Cole tweeted the following recently in response to a wonderfully doctored photo courtesy of one @mrblackmills
“@mrblackmills: 😂😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @TheRealAC3 pic.twitter.com/Xp36sp5wlX” 😂😂😂😳 ur a fool 🙌 I'll give u this as your day, I'm comin 4u😂
— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) July 30, 2014
According to heatworld.com, the original photo came from an even stranger scenario involving Ashley not quite getting on down with his new AS Roma team mates.
I see Ashley Cole is bonding well with his @OfficialASRoma team mates. #football #hesaniceguyreally pic.twitter.com/TioJXgEmbT
— William Hill In-Play (@WillHillInPlay) July 29, 2014