Single and lonely men and women of Ireland, get thee to America, because apparently one wiff of the 'Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ra' is all they need to get their engines going. It's nice that America has invented a weird tradition out of our nationality isn't it. And all that bacteria swapping places. Delightful. If Irish kisses were really that lucky, do you think we're be handing them out just like that?(Warning: Gratuitous and sometimes full on shiftin', which is a bit much at breakfast time).