Curse you 2016. CURSE. YOU.

Yes, the year that has taken everything good from us has continued its attack on humanity by splitting up Hollywood royalty Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie after twelve years together and two years of marriage.

According to TMZ, Jolie filed for divorce from Pitt with the reason being a conflict over their kids, with Jolie citing irreconcilable differences on the papers.

According to their sources: "Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods."

TMZ are also quick to state that there was "no third person" involved in her decision, so any rumours of an affair can be thrown out the window (for now).

Jolie is also said to want sole physical custody of the couple's six children and only wants to allow Pitt visitation rights, but he will retain joint legal custody. She's also not asking for spousal support and listed the date of separation as last Thursday the 15th.

That's it. There's no hope for any of us. Let's just let Trump win and nuke us all because what's the point.