The absolute hack of that farmer's tan, Andy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Murray played and won the Sony Miami Masters yesterday moving up to No. 2 in the tennis world ranking, but while he played better on the court, it looks like the Miami sun got the better of him. Surely someone on team Murray could have upped the factor on the sun screen? Because that is just plain embarrassing. And why he decided to then have a nice celebratory photoshoot and swim on the beach showing off the offending tan line is beyond reasoning. We're going to hope it was sunstroke.