The 2009 Teen Choice Awards took place in LA yesterday and, if the mind numbing list of awards handed out is anything to go by, the ceremony lasted the best part of 12 hours. That's what happens when you take the time out to pour glory upon a teenager's choice of best celebrity pet / twit / hottie / hissy fit / TV parental unit... If you've got better things to be doing than trawling through the list of winners below (lovingly provided by Associated Press), which are basically five categories: Movies, TV, Music, Sport and Arduous Peripherals, it suffices to say that Twilight won 9 awards. The rest were divvied out between Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, various High School Musical sorts, and David Archuleta equally. Britney was even wheeled out for the occasion, as she picked up the much coveted Choice Ultimate Choice Award, for all her miming efforts in 2009.
We'll have a gallery featuring those who attended uploaded shortly. It includes an array of people young teens should be looking up to, like stick thin tattooed ladies, hyper-tanned stars of "leaked" sex tapes; examples of unnatainable physical perfection; blow up dolls; ex-meth addicts; and various cast members of The Hills.
Choice Movie Drama: "Twilight."
Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy: "Marley & Me."
Choice Movie Comedy: "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian."
Choice Movie Chick Flick: "27 Dresses."
Choice Movie Horror/Thriller: "Friday the 13th."
Choice Movie Music/Dance: "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."
Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie."
Choice Movie Actor Drama: Robert Pattinson, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Actress Drama: Kristen Stewart, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Actor Action Adventure: Hugh Jackman, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."
Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure: Jordana Brewster, "Fast & Furious."
Choice Movie Actor Comedy: Zac Efron, "17 Again."
Choice Movie Actress Comedy: Anne Hathaway, "Bride Wars."
Choice Movie Actress Music/Dance: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie."
Choice Movie Actor Music/Dance: Zac Efron, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."
Choice Movie Villain: Cam Gigandet, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Fresh Face Female: Ashley Greene, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Fresh Face Male: Taylor Lautner, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Liplock: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Rumble: Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, "Twilight."
Choice Movie Rockstar Moment: Zac Efron, "17 Again."
Choice Summer Movie Drama: "My Sister's Keeper."
Choice Summer Movie Comedy: "Up."
Choice Summer Movie Romance: "The Proposal."
Choice Summer Movie Action Adventure: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
Choice Summer Movie Star Male: Shia LaBeouf, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."
Choice Summer Movie Star Female: Megan Fox, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."
Choice TV Show Drama: "Gossip Girl."
Choice TV Show Action Adventure: "Heroes."
Choice TV Show Comedy: "Hannah Montana."
Choice TV Animated Show: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
Choice TV Reality: "The Hills."
Choice TV Reality Competition: "American Idol."
Choice TV Actor Drama: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl."
Choice TV Actress Drama: Leighton Meester, "Gossip Girl."
Choice TV Actor Action Adventure: Tom Welling, "Smallville."
Choice TV Actress Action Adventure: Hayden Panettiere, "Heroes."
Choice TV Actor Comedy: Jonas Brothers, "Jonas."
Choice TV Actress Comedy: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."
Choice TV Breakout Show: "Jonas."
Choice TV Breakout Star Female: Demi Lovato, "Sonny with a Chance."
Choice TV Breakout Star Male: Frankie Jonas, "Jonas."
Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: Adam Lambert, "American Idol."
Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star: Lauren Conrad, "The Hills."
Choice TV Villain: Ed Westwick, "Gossip Girl."
Choice Fab-u-lous: Jay Alexander, "America's Next Top Model."
Choice TV Sidekick: Emily Osment, "Hannah Montana."
Choice TV Late Night Show: "Chelsea Lately."
Choice TV Parental Unit: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."
Choice Summer TV Show: "Princess Protection Program."
Choice Summer TV Star Female: Selena Gomez, "Princess Protection Program."
Choice Summer TV Star Male: Daren Kagasoff, "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."
Choice Music Single: Miley Cyrus, "The Climb."
Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady Ga Ga and Colby O'Donis, "Just Dance."
Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz.
Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift.
Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West.
Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce.
Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore.
Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta.
Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta, "Crush."
Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce, "Single Ladies."
Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow."
Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore, "Decode."
Choice Music Album Male Artist: Jason Mraz, "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things."
Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift, "Fearless."
Choice Music Soundtrack: "Twilight."
Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta.
Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, "Before the Storm."
Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham.
Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson.
Choice Male Action Sports Athlete: Ryan Sheckler.
Choice Female Action Sports Athlete: Stephanie Gilmore.
Choice Male Hottie: Robert Pattinson.
Choice Female Hottie: Megan Fox.
Choice Web Star: Fred.
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Selena Gomez.
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers
Choice Comedian: George Lopez.
Choice Celebrity Activist: Hayden Panettiere.
Choice Celebrity Pet: Bo, the Obamas' dog.
Choice Video Game: "Rock Band 2."
Choice Celebrity Baby: Honor Marie Warren, daughter of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.
Choice Celebrity Dancer: Selena Gomez.
Choice Twit: Ellen DeGeneres.
Choice Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears.