... cringing in a scarlet foetal position somewhere in L.A. (with the exception for SJP, who's probably flapping her arms around animatedly somewhere in NYC). Those with multiple nods include anybody with anything to do with Twilight; The Last Airbender; SATC (even Liza Minnelli doesn't escape); as well as Jessica Alba and Megan Fox.
The winners will be lauded in a hotel function room on the eve of the Oscars, that being Saturday February 26th. And that's not all; after 30 years of ribbing people's talents, organisers are looking to televise the affair for the first time. So the likelihood of Ashton Kutcher turning up in person is very high.
For those of you more interested in The Oscar nominations, they'll be winging themselves towards us around lunchtime tomorrow.
Worst Picture:
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
SATC2
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck
Worst Actor:
Jack Black - Gulliver's Travels
Gerard Butler - The Bounty Hunter
Ashton Kutcher - Killers and Valentine's Day
Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine's Day
Robert Pattinson - Remember Me and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Actress:
Jennifer Aniston - The Bounty Hunter and The Switch
Miley Cyrus - The Last Song
The Four Gal Pals - SATC2 (Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon)
Megan Fox - Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus - The Spy Next Door
George Lopez - Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine's Day
Dev Patel - The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone - The Last Airbender and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider - Grown Ups
Worst Supporting Actress:
Jessica Alba - The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine's Day
Cher - Burlesque
Liza Minnelli - SATC2
Nicola Peltz - The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand - Litter Fockers
Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D (special category for 2010):
Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3D
Saw 3D aka Saw VII
Worst Screen Couple / Worst Screen Ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler - The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin's Face & Megan Fox's Accent - Jonah Hex
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
The Entire Cast of SATC2
The Entire Cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Director:
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King - SATC2
M. Night Shyamalan - The Last Airbender
David Slade - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Sylvester Stallone - The Expendables
Worst Screenplay:
The Last Airbender - Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante Dimartino and Brian Konietzko
Little Fockers - Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
SATC2 - Written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV series created by Darren Star
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
Vampires Suck - Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
SATC2
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck
