*UPDATED* Another night, another awards ceremony... another bleedin' MAHOOSIVE photo gallery to assemble.

Here are the winners of last night's Elle Style Magazine Awards:

Best Music - Kings of Leon
Best TV Series - Gavin and Stacey (*GROANS*)
Best TV Star - Alexa Chung
Best Model - Rosie Huntington-Whitley
H&M Style Visionary - Viktor & Rolf
British Designer - Christopher Kane
Fashion Future Award - Erdem
Jewellery Designer - Lara Bohnic
Best Actor - Mickey Rourke
Best Actress - Frieda Pinto
ELLE Style Icon - Sienna Miller
Woman of the Year - Courtney Love
Outstanding Contribution - Stephen Jones
New Designer - Peter Pilotto
Accessory Designer - Rupert Sanderson

Yeah, I don't know who half the winners are either but I'm assuming they're just as surprising as Alexa Chung winning Best TV Star (sure, she's good, but she's not on TV that much), Sienna Miller winning Elle Style Icon (considering she's largely known for being a Kate Moss clone and is seen here sporting the pelt of Sam The Eagle), and Courtney Love landing Women of The Year. OK, so the Courtney one isn't THAT shocking; she hasn't publicly flashed her baps or nutted anyone with a microphone in at least 365 days.

Here are some questions inspired by the red carpet photos, cause - to be fair - there's not an awful lot else to work with here given the winners: Is that Lisa Snowdon's 'sex face'? Do "cool people" really have to go to this much effort? Is Natalie Imbruglia morphing into 'Pamela Ewing'? Is that 'NO' to stumpyfying dresses, Anna? Did someone show Will Young to the nearest facilities? How does David Walliams do it? How many mirrors does Rosin Murphy pass before she leaves her house? Is Jodie Marsh miffed she didn't get an invite? Does Madonna want her look back? Is this a good advertisement for years of drug addiction? Why does Edith Bowman always wear stuff that doesn't quite work? Is Lisa Moorish's stance surprising? Does Ronnie have any regrets? Was Mickey Rourke too hungover to put in an appearance on the red carpet?