As far as Halloween pranks go, this one should be classified as assault with a deadly weapon.
We're not sure if Mark Sparrow fully intends to commit to his Halloween prank of dipping Brussels sprouts in chocolate to hand out on the night in question but we do know that even considering it is a heinous crime.
It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighbourhood kids. Try dipping Brussels sprouts in chocolate for them. pic.twitter.com/HFXGA9vFSV
— Mark Sparrow (@MarkGSparrow) October 24, 2016
Twitter has quite rightly taken issue with the 'trick', with extreme prejudice.
I like brussels sprouts but if someone gave me a chocolate covered one I'd go to jail for unleashing unspeakable horrors
— Scarence Wightgins (@TheBlackNerd) October 25, 2016
His house about to be blanketed by eggs https://t.co/uXkOJpp6Fg
— One Lunch Man (@LoserKing_) October 25, 2016
I think you're confusing Halloween with April Fools. https://t.co/2XBnf76q0Y
— PhotogJenn (@photogjenn) October 25, 2016
Trick AND treat https://t.co/iPbBLHCFxk
— Sir Quinno (@SirQuinno) October 25, 2016
This is rude to chocolate and rude to Brussels sprouts and rude to children and rude to Halloween and rude to God https://t.co/EIMKhJWIDo
— Judy Robbins (@_judyrobbins) October 25, 2016
I like chocolate. I like Brussels sprouts (don't @ me). But everybody would have to die behind this. https://t.co/4mrifBH3xc
— April (@ReignOfApril) October 25, 2016
It's Halloween not healthoween https://t.co/njIYIdrLIf
— jinn for jinn (@TwerkForTwerk) October 25, 2016
@Kaibutsu Nope.
— April (@ReignOfApril) October 25, 2016
Get this garbage off the timeline https://t.co/biEuppqWCN
— Marcus (@delstateking) October 26, 2016
Never in life have I seen such unfettered evil!
*takes notes* https://t.co/dwNzjq7Ybq
— Benevolent Dictator (@JustCallMeFran) October 25, 2016
Be aware people. The devil is real, and it comes hidden in layers of chocolate.
