Misguided youff of today - behold your heroine. She may be worth ten big ones (sterling), but that won't stop her gettin' on daaahn with her (soon to be ex) hubby's sort. Amy surrendered herself to a central London police station yesterday evening under suspicion of assault after her mid-week headbutting rampage. She had to spend the night in a cell as "she wasn't in a fit state to be questioned." Weird that. As I type (at 9.30am on a Saturday morning - MAN, I'm dedicated to this crap), a hoard of photographers are gathering outside the station, where her car also awaits to whisk her away.