That's Lindsay Lohan, that is. That there with the bang of Donatella off her is 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan. 25. She wasn't the worst, however... Alexa Chung, what have you done to yourself. You were always a whippet but those legs tell a story all their own. Leighton Meesterand, dare I say it, Nicky Hilton were marginally better representatives of those under 30 at last night amFAR Gala in New York.

Representing the over 30s, we have Rose Byrne trying her best to resemble 26-year-old Keira Knightly for some reason.

Now, may I present to you the 40 - 55-year-old age bracket: Heidi Klum, Sarah Jessica Parker, Julianne Moore, Cindy Crawford, and Liz Hurley. Ding. Dong.

What can we deduce from this? That it ain't easy being young in the public eye.