What are the odds?! That's what we're about to give you - Merry Christmas, one and all! As luck would have it, Ke$ha's got magic boobs that write music for her. How does she do this? She dangles them over a piano. In the dark. True story.
The Die Young hitmaker recently admitted she dangles her assets over a piano as a way of making new sounds. She is quoted by the Daily Star as saying: "What I do is, I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked. Then I gently lower myself and my boobs.They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy." Of course they do.
This isn't the first time the 26-year-old singer has come out with a totally impromptu bizarre revelation as she admitted earlier this year she was born with a tail: "I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story."
She went too far with the tail. Not like her.
