Hoosiers frontman Irwin Sparkes must find doing his ode to ELO extremely exhausting, so it's comforting to hear he spends his resting periods with a "pink, hairless" creature called Barry. Sparkes told Digital Spy: "We were doing a German TV interview and we were given this souvenir that's just the weirdest little toy ever. It's a pink, hairless mole with two big, pointy teeth at the front. We thought it was a beaver at first, but it's got a really long body and a really fat head, so, rather ironically, it's a beaver that looks like a phallus. Often I wake up and it's in my bed." So, as if by magic, there's a large phallus in your bed when you rouse yourself in the morning. How strange... tell me, is he still there after you return from using the toilet?
