All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Rihanna continues her work of inspiring fans the world over in the art of style and class, dressing like a hobo for her BBC Radio 1 Hackney Weekend (see all the photos here) and then going out on the batter in the same, sweaty outfit with no sign of a shower. Nice. BTW, when oh when will severed fish net tights become a thing of the past? Find me ONE person who doesn't look like a total skank whilst wearing them...

That Channing Tatum once dressed as a clown when working as a stripper and he didn't find it a bit funny! Discussing his former life with Access Hollywood at the Magic Mike premiere, Tatum said: "I was like, 'Clowns aren't sexy - if anything they're scary. Why is this gonna work?' And they were just like, 'Nah, nah - it kills, bro. It kills, bro. They're gonna love it'," Well if it makes you feel better, I'd gladly stuff a dollar in your clown pants any day, Channing...

That Reese Witherspoon is just soooo excited to have another bun in the oven. Despite parading around, getting papped with a blossoming bump, it was only this weekend that she acknowledged the news about her third pregnancy. Ryan Phillipe's ex told the Chicago Sun-Times that her ravenous apetite is never ending. Not that she'll put on a single extra pound than is necessary to carry her through the pregnancy. Wouldn't it be just amazing for a celebrity to allow themselves the pleasure of getting fat whilst up the Damien with no qualms about eating all the peanut butter the world can throw at them and THEN, take their sweet ass time shedding the pounds once the baby has popped? Here's hoping Reese takes a leaf out of Aishwarya Rai's book and gives herself a break...

That Brad and Angelina might be tying the knot in the UK... what EVER. I will forever remain on team Jennifer...

That Amy Childs is treating herself to one more boob job. Just one more. She's going to up the ante to a from a 32C to a 32DD. Not too big really when you consider some of the other boob jobs we've discussed on this site. The 22 year old told TV Biz "I'm 22, I had them done at 18 and I probably wouldn't have them done ever again now, unless maybe after having kids."...

That Joshua Jackson's been inspired by Justin Bieber. Well not really, but when asked about the possibility of marrying his girlfriend of six years, Diane Kruger, he said "never say never." Speaking to US Weekly, the former Dawson's Creek star said: "Marriage is important for the people it's important for, but neither one of us is particularly religious, so I don't think there's any particular push... But never say never! I don't know"...

And finally, that Kylie Minogue has read my mind by saying that she'd NEVER pull a Madonna on it and dance around on stage like mutton dressed as lamb in a cheerleading outfit, thrusting her crotch  in our faces and whatnot. Well, she didn't put it quite as brutally as I just did but STILL, a girl after my own heart is Kylie. When Joan Rivers asked her what she thought of a photo of the sinewy singer in a cheerleading costume during an episode of Fashion Police on E!, Minogue responded: "No. Just no."

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