That Simon Cowell wasn't invited to any Oscar related parties as organisers think he's "the Antichrist. They don't like us TV people to be part of it - it's ridiculous. It reeks of snobbery"... That Simon's in a huff... That his missus, Terri, was on the red carpet doing interviews... That it was for some news team and not just for her own amusement... That Rumer Willis wasn't allowed into the Soho House pre-award party... That she was seen out front shouting "Don't you know who my mum is!?"... That her dad Bruce would be proud... That Tilda Swinton got the hump at the Warner Bros bash when she saw the goodie bags being handed out included a pair of control pants... That a source said: "Tilda ate a pie before every scene in Michael Clayton - she said it made her feel uncomfortable in her skin and that helped her get into character as the film's killer. Tilda has lost all the weight now and the pants were meant as a joke, not to offend"... That Tilda's Best Supporting Actress acceptance speech included some complimentary words for George Clooney: "The seriousness and the dedication to your art, seeing you climb into that rubber bat suit from Batman and Robin, the one with the nipples, every morning under your costume, on the set, off the set, hanging upside down at lunch. You rock, man"... That Tilda, like so many of us, can give it but not take it... That Sean Penn arrived at various soirees, most notably Elton John's annual Oscar party, in the company of James Blunt's ex-girlfriend Petra Nemcova... That they're doing it... That she likes doing her bit for the visually below par... That Brad Renfro was omitted from the Academy Awards' morbid montage of those that have passed on over the last year... That Heath Ledger was the last actor to be shown - "the most honored spot"...
Behold the full list of Oscar Winners
