That Britney's ex-employees and friends have set up That they don't want people to buy Britney's album... That the English language confuses them... That the videos on make me want to shower... That Jessica Simpson is moving to Nashville... That she hopes that'll make people buy her records... That Duran Duran's video for 'Falling Down' has been banned... That it depicts half-nude models freaking out in rehab... That Mariah Carey will star opposite Adam Sandler in You Don't Mess With The Zohan... That Mariah will play herself while Sandler plays an agent who fakes his death to become a hairdresser... That Xtina is having (another set of) twins... That that would make sense considering her husband's an hound... That another Lost actor has been arrested for drink driving in Hawaii... That this time it's Daniel Dae Kim who plays Jin-Soo Kwon (the fellah who treated his wife like crap and didn't speak any English)... That Heidi Klum and Seal will sing a duet at this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show... That they will divorce soon... That Harvey Keitel is to star in 'Jerry Springer - the Opera in Concert' for two performances in New York... That Paris Hilton's "charidee" trip to Rwanda has been mysteriously postponed... That Russell Crowe said; "You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead'. He was a virgin, and he'd talk about that constantly. So I'm hoping we have some time so he can fill in what's happened in between, maybe show some photos, because I'm sure life's different now"... That Russell Crowe is a pervert... That, of the Spice Girls reunion tour, Tom Cruise said; "You know what, I phoned Victoria but she said, 'I'm sorry we're sold out'"... That Tom Cruise is a PR MACHINE!