That Paul McCartney spent last weekend with a married woman... That that should shut Heather up... That Sharon Osbourne is auctioning the quad bike that nearly killed her husband Ozzy... That Rihanna has completely "fallen for hot" Josh Hartnett... That Lily Allen has been signed up as the new face and body of Agent Provocateur lingerie... That X Factor star Ray Quinn has been dropped by his record label just eight months after his debut album topped the chart... That a source said; "Ray is focusing on TV and West End stuff now. TV execs are even saying he could get his own chat show"... That they should just save everyone a lot of time and money and admit it was a non-starter... That one of Howard Stern's old sidekicks is releasing an eight-hour sex tape he filmed of Ron Jeremy, Tabitha Stevens, Christy Lake and members of the bands SlipKnot and Alien Ant Farm getting freaky at Stern's old K-Rock studio... That Howard might want to sit in a vat of bleach for a number of months...