All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Victoria Beckham has been overheard discussing plans for a new nursery... That Amanda Holden found a dead body lying by a canal while she was out jogging... That it wasn't Les... That Bob Geldof is going to formally adopt Tiger Lily Hutchence... That Michael Hutchence's sister said; "None of the rest of us have seen Tiger, only my mother, and that was with the nanny. In seven years he's given my mother just four days of supervised visits. And the interesting thing is Bob Geldof is patron of a charity called Grandparents Apart - a charity for grandparents who don't get to see their grandchildren"... That Heather Mills is "begging" TV bosses to let her appear on a 'Strictly Come Dancing' Christmas special... That Heather Mills is also due to give a talk in Trinity College... That she just can't keep away from the limelight... That Britney Spears insists her positive drugs test was down to her inhaler... That Britney Spears is planning to spend £80,000 on cosmetic surgery... That she believes having a tummy tuck, nose job, chemical peel and boob job will help boost her career... That laying off her "inhaler" would be just as productive... That Lindsay Lohan's father says she is "really enjoying" her community service... That she is working at LA's American Red Cross blood services facility blood donor centre... That Portia de Rossi believes she and girlfriend Ellen DeGeneres would be "selfish" not to adopt a baby... That hopefully Ellen won't have second thoughts and give it to a neighbour... That Jon Bon Jovi is planning to run for Governor of New Jersey... That Sadie Frost was "devastated" ex-husband Jude Law missed her 94-year-old grandfather's recent funeral due to work commitments... That a source said "The fact that Jude did not come really hurt Sadie, especially as it was his children who lost their great-grandfather... She knew he was filming in Canada, but felt that in situations like that, he should have moved mountains to come"... That Sadie needs to get over herself... That her other ex-husband, Gary Kemp, was in attendance... That Gary hasn't worked in a while... That I haven't received any I'm a Celebrity updates today... That Janice Dickinson has eaten the entire crew...