That Sir Ian McKellen wants Justin Timberlake to play him in a musical about his life... That Sir Ian McKellen would like to insert the word "with" between "play" and "him" in the prior sentence... That Victoria Beckham has been keeping her family amused by bopping about her LA mansion to all her old hits... That she said; "David and the boys have been laughing at me because I've been wandering around the house listening to my iPod and practising the routines"... That at least someone finds this farce rewarding in some way... That, of the new Bond movie, Dame Judy Dench said, "M is off to Panama - there's a big adventure with James. Mind you, I'll be too busy flirting with Daniel Craig. He is gorgeous"... That Zahara Jolie-Pitt's grandmother claims her daughter isn't dead and wants her baby back... That Beat Poet Allen Ginsberg once wrote to "Brave New World" author Aldous Huxley to ask where "Naked Lunch" author William S.Burroughs could find good LSD... That this is what we had to do before the invention of mobile phones, kiddies... That Tom Cruise is set to play Hugh Hefner in a new biopic of the Playboy founder's life... That that's laughable... That whoever's casting the film should be fired... That they should have Leonardo DiCaprio instead...
