That The Spice Girls put on a "sensational show" at Hollywood's Kodak Theatre on Thursday... That it was their first show as a five-piece in nine years... That it entailed them miming to 'Stop' and 'Headlines'... That Commissioner Gordon has ordered Britney Spears not to drive if her two toddlers are in the car... That this is since she broke a red light last week (with a court-appointed monitor in the car) and then ran over a photographer's foot... That there's YouTube footage of Amy Winehouse pulling something from her beehive while onstage, which she then snorts... Some sites are stupid enough to say it was a tissue... That Lance Armstrong insists that he and Ashley Olsen are just friends... That this was after his daughter brought Ashley into class as part of "Show and Tell" - the cornerstone of the American educational programme...