That Christian Bale ate a live snake as part of his role in Rescue Dawn... That he also had to loose 55lbs and eat live maggots... That Girls Aloud found a nude woman stalker in their dressing room backstage after their G-A-Y gig on Saturday... That this was after Nicola Roberts' boyfriend, Carl Davis, pushed the singer around backstage saying "Why do you think you're so good?"... That Carl Davis is incredibly insecure... That Madonna "cancelled Christmas" two years ago... That Guy said, "Once we cancelled it we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more"... That we're not sure how you cancel Santa... That Jennifer Garner is set to be seduced by Ricky Gervais in new film The Side of Truth... That the whole beautiful women always falling for ugly men thing is getting ridiculous... That it will never be the other way around... That Take That want to open next year's BRIT Awards... That Britney Spears lost her virginity at 14 according to her childhood sweetheart, Reg Jones... That Jonathan Rhys Meyers' mother has died... That to say he's having a hellish week is a gross understatement...