That Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering in a New York hospital after undergoing emergency surgery for a kidney infection... That Reese Witherspoon has declined Jake Gyllenhaal's marriage proposal... That she only just divorced whatshisface... That Hugh Grant has become pulling pals with Strictly Come Dancing's Brendan Cole and Calum Best... That they should be collectively called the Prat Pack... That Nadine Coyle was not been allowed on a flight to Mumbai because she forgot to sort a visa... That she was flying there to rekindle her relationship with Jesse Metcalfe... That Lindsay Lohan still wants to guest-star on 'Ugly Betty' once the writers' strike is eventually settled... That Mike Tyson was just released after serving 24 hours in an Arizona jail for his recent DUI... That Christian Bale is to star in 'Terminator 4'... That this photograph scares the sh*t out of me...