That Tom, Katie and Suri Cruise were 'treated' to a private performance by the Spice Girls last weekend... That Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been branded "irresponsible" by animal activists after colouring their sheep blue, pink, yellow and green for a Vogue spread at their Wiltshire estate... That Amy Winehouse has cancelled the rest of her tour... That, despite this, Amy Winehouse is planning on performing at London's Pentonville Prison to lift the spirits of her jailed husband... That Blake was denied bail last week, and will spend Christmas in the clink... That Britney has been granted permission to spend Christmas with her sons. That Heath Ledger disgusted fellow subway passengers in New York at the weekend with his "unwashed" stench... That you still would... That Lily Allen has now put her weight loss down to a heart murmur... That Kate Moss told her fellah Jamie Hince she is considering joining Babyshambles on stage at Wembley Arena tonight... That Jamie is a trifle miffed... That Shayne Ward got his genitals caught in his fly in primary school... That Hulk Hogan's soon-to-be-ex wife Linda wants half of the couple's $9.5 million assets and a share of their Bel Air home... That she also wants to "party"... That the drummer from Audio Fiction, Irishman Mark O'Toole, recently sidled up to Imelda Marcos in Manila and asked her if he could borrow a pair of shoes for AF frontwoman, Kristin Needless... That Imelda was not amused... That former Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash loves "South American hookers" because "they will do anything you like!"...