That Rufus Wainwright recently said; "I'm still a die-hard romantic and I still subscribe to traditional homosexual attitudes. I love beauty; I love shopping and hookers, you know?" ... That Lily Allen recently said; "I'm quite an opinionated tough girl, but then the minute I get into bed with somebody I turn into a little girl who needs cuddling and looking after. I'm really nauseating, basically"... That Lily Allen is a a laugh riot in the scratcher... That Usher's wife has given birth to the couple's first child... That Tameka Foster delivered the 7lb 9oz boy, named Usher Raymond V, at 9.30pm on Monday... Yes, they actually called the child Usher... That Girls Aloud's Nicola Roberts is launching a make-up range for women with pale skin... That TV chef John Burton Race's estranged wife closed down his restaurant while he was in 'I'm a Celebrity'... That I've not done any 'I'm a Celebrity' updates since last week as it bores the knicks off me... That Owen Wilson is now dating 'Bionic Woman' star Michelle Ryan... That you might know her as Zoe Slater... That Lindsay Lohan is releasing a third album... That she is under contract to Universal...