That Matthew Perry will play the grown-up version of 'High School Musical' star Zac Efron in a new comedy... That it's a rip-off of Freaky Friday... That Zac Efron does not age well... That Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling their New York apartment for a $4.7 million profit... That their real estate agent Charlotte Van Doren said: "It's very dramatic, very dramatic. You walk in and it's right there, bang"... That Charlotte's great at her job... That Elle Macpherson and Bryan Adams are secretly dating... That Sir Mick Jagger is eating avocados and goji berries in order to impregnate his girlfriend L'Wren Scott... That Tara Reid will host a 'Hookers Ball' in Australia on Sunday... That it will feature bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars and erotic dancers... That prior hosts have primarily been ex-Big Brother Australia contestants... That Patsy Kensit is to wed DJ boyfriend Jeremy Healy... That this will be the fourth time she's been taken up the aisle... That Jordan has been crowned Celebrity Mum of the Year... That Jordan has her a*se out in today's edition of The Sun... That Drea De Matteo has given birth to a baby girl... That she is called Alabama... That Christian Louboutin has custom-designed a pair of tiny shoes for Suri Cruise...