That, of his fellow X Factor judges, Louis Walsh said: "I'm the only person with my own tits and teeth! I haven't had anything done yet, but I will - Botox probably. I have to start thinking about it because I want to look good next to those three"... That he's definitely had something done with his hair... That Rupert Everett said: "It's not ideal to be homosexual in my business. For instance, I'm every bit as good as Hugh Grant, and I can do the same sort of thing, but look at the roles he gets. He's always working, and I work hardly ever"... That Rupert Everett is stuck in the mid-90s... That Dolly Parton wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in a movie of her life... That the singer also said: "I can just see two big mountains growing up out of my grave, and people going around on mule rides to look at them. Throughout my whole career, I've been known for two things - I'm talking about my music and my lyrics!"...