That Helen Mirren said: "Legalised prostitution is not such a bad idea. It gets girls off the street, away from pimps and drugs"... That she's quite a dame... That Steve Martin rang New York's Cutting Room owner Steve Walter to see if he could put on a bit of a show... That the actor/stand up "dressed in a 'cartoon-like' black coat with enormous white buttons, strummed five songs and read funny poems for the audience, who were shocked to see him there"... That soul legend and abusive ex-husband of Tina Turner, Ike Turner, has died aged 76... That David Hasselhoff has been taken to hospital suffering alcohol poisoning twice in three days... That Liza Minnelli collapsed on stage in Stockholm... That author Terry Pratchett has revealed to fans that he is suffering from a form of Alzheimer's disease... That made me shed a tear... That Dessarae Bradford is clearly over Colin Farrell - "woof woof woof"... That she also "****ed Alec Balwin in his ***"... That a Sex and the City sequel is already in the works... That there is no God... That Jennifer Lopez has bought matching pink and blue romper suits embroidered with the words "prince" and "princess"... That people think she's having twins... That the less news worthy story is she just doesn't know the sex of the baby... That Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been crowned Couple of the Year by Us Weekly magazine... That I give them 18 months... That The Jackson 5 will make their comeback performance on New Year's Eve at Atlanta's Studio 72 Club to celebrate their sister Janet's engagement to music producer Jermaine Dupri... That won't overshadow her engagement at all... That Pamela Anderson and husband Rick Salomon are to star in their own reality show... That a source said: "Think Nick and Jessica's 'Newlyweds', but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don't have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars"... That her children will be scarred for life...