That there are two new 3AM Girls "writing" for The Mirror... That they've devoted today's news entirely to themselves and the well-wishing notes they've received from celebrities... That Johnny Depp said: "I cry every morning when I look in the mirror. Every single morning, because I gotta live with this cute face"... That beauty is indeed a burden... That Jeremy Beadle is in intensive care suffering from a severe bought of pneumonia... That Christian Brando, the eldest son of Marlon, died of pneumonia on Saturday... That he was 49... That Daniel Radcliffe has split from his older lady friend, 22-year-old Laura O'Toole... That they met while he was appearing in Equus... That Laura said: "Daniel and I are still good friends and have a good time when we see each other. But we just have to be realistic"... That I'm assuming she's referring to his sexuality... That Amy Winehouse is still in rehab... That Sam Lufti, AKA BritneySpears' side-kick/"manager" has no less than three restraining orders against him... That one of his former friends, Danny Haines, said Lufti was "more jealous than a lover"...