That Jeremy Beadle has died after a bout of pneumonia... That he had been receiving treatment for cancer and was 59 years of age... That The Sun went with the headline "Beadle's Not About"... That Alfie (brother of Lily) Allen has been ordered to shear his shrubbery for his role in Equus... That Ethan Hawke has impregnated his partner/former nanny to his kids with Uma Thurman, Ryan Shawhughes... That Adnan Ghalib is on a panel to test "male enhancement products". That his file states the following: "Occupation - Filmmaker. Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself - I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide"... That, to reiterate, he works in "the" industry and many of his friends use male enhancement products... That Kate Beckinsale let her feline near a naked flame. That the actress said: "Our cat, Clive, caught fire on a candle. As I was getting ready, there was a 'whoosh', like a fireball, and he went up like a rocket"...