That Jaws actor Roy Scheider has died aged 75... That he had been undergoing treatment for multiple myeloma for the last two years... That fans at the red carpet started chanting "Keira, Keira we love you" at the Baftas last night... That they were, in fact, chanting at French actress Marion Cotillard while "the real Knightley looked on in disbelief"... That Lynn Spears is looking after Sean Preston and Jayden James while Kevin Federline attends New York Fashion Week... That Nicolas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for comments made in her autobiography, including: "Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket"... That the legal proceedings were announced last Friday, the same day National Treasure 2 was released... That Paul McCartney might have to fork over the "biggest payout in British legal history" if today's divorce proceedings don't go his way... That, given Heather Mills is representing herself, he needn't worry much... That, when he walked her down the aisle, he didn't envisage his marriage ending amid such farce... That The Spice Girls argued before and throughout their apology video to fans... That it took "seven takes"... That proceedings were hampered as Geri insisted on reciting a "cheesy" poem and kept bellowing 'Girl Power!'... That someone in Cadbury's thought it'd be a good idea to have Joss Stone advertising Flakes... That Paris Hilton enjoys torturing her boobs as much as people's ears... That, of Leona Lewis, Whitney Houston said: "My God, she's a baby me"... That I can't believe I missed Frank Black playing Pixies tracks on The Green...