That Lacey Turner, AKA Stacey from EastEnders, was punched by some bloke in a nightclub car park in Watford... That she was accompanied by Aaron Sidwell who plays Steven Beale... That life does imitate sh*te... That Johnny Borrell was seen wooing 17-year-old Emma Watson, AKA Harry Potter's mate Hermione Granger, at London Fashion week... That, later on in the night, 27-year-old Borrell was removed from Dorchester Hotel for "throwing cushions" around the foyer... That he, like fellow 27-year-old Paris Hilton, should really cop the f*** on... That Paris Hilton's moved in five houses down from Robbie Williams and is converting her basement into a nightclub... That Paris Hilton's 18-year-old brother Barron was arrested at 8.30am yesterday morning for "drink-driving and carrying a fake driver's license"... That he also managed to "accidentally run over a gas station worker"... That Rick and Kathy have a lot to answer for... That Kate Nash is going to duet with Shane McGowan... That the Hollywood Writer's Strike has officially ended... That a source said: "At the end of the day, everybody won. It was a fair deal and one that the companies can live with, and it recognises the large contribution that writers have made to the industry"... That's an understatement...