That P!nk and Carey Hart, her husband of two years, have split... That the singer's rep said: "P!nk and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger"... That this is a picture of Carey with a random girl "friend" before the split was announced... That Pete Doherty declined to model in a one-day Lastseason fashion shoot, as the fee of £5k was too low... That his rep sent an email to Lastseason, saying: "I think you are batting substantially below the mark... The fee on this would be a bare minimum of £30,000 before we even begin to discuss anything"... That a Lastseason spokesperson retorted: "When they said £30,000 I nearly had a heart attack. Who does the bloke think he is, Claudia Schiffer?"... That, of new parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, the New York Post said: "During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel's brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy's in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn't rush home until the end of the evening - 'It's almost as if they aren't parents,' said a spy"... That I'm anything but surprised... That Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp and Jude Law will all play the character which was due to be depicted by Heath Ledger in Terry Gilliam's 'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus'... That I'll be first in line... That Katie Holmes takes her husband's private jet to Paris "once a month to make sure she stays up to date with the latest trends"... That, after canceling their wedding with just 24 hours notice, 48-year-old Sean Bean and 29-year-old Georgina Sutcliffe have tied the knot... That she is his fourth wife... That she'll be traded in for another 29-year-old within five years... That Kerry Katona has admitted to falling asleep while having sex with Mark Croft... That, if she was banned from talking about bodily functions, Bryan McFadden and 'The Jungle', she would have nothing to say... That Paris Hilton has been banned from the Oscars and all affiliated parties... That a source said: "She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods"... That Jennifer Lopez was admitted to North Shore University Hospital to have her twins on Monday... That Vic Reeves recently divulged: "I had long hair during my O-Levels so I taped the answers to the inside of my locks. But I couldn't read them as they were too close to my eyes, so I had to pick the notes off my hair and try to read them without the teachers spotting me. Needless to say I failed!"