That Jennifer Lopez has had her twins... That she and Marc Anthony happened to have a boy and a girl as predicted... That they bang of designer baby... That Jessica Alba is pregnant with twins... That new mum, Xtina, is currently smuggling twins... That Cheryl Cole spent the night in her marital home with Ashley after the BRITS... That Cheryl Cole is a muppet... That I'm paid to be judgmental... That Daniel Radcliffe has "won two top theatre awards for his West End debut in Equus - including one for his naked torso"... That Heather Mills has made it into FHM's top 100 Sexiest Women list... That a source said: "Mills is receiving around 1,000 votes a day, compared to 15 previously"... That men also find money attractive... That Tori Spelling has started writing her tell-all memoir... That Paul Gascoigne has been put on suicide watch... That he was arrested and sectioned under the mental health act on Wednesday night after causing a disturbance when he was refused a room at the Hilton Hotel in Gateshead... That Aaron Carter (AKA the dude who divorced his parents / younger brother of Nick / the person responsible for the feud between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary duff) is currently in jail after being caught with two ounces of marijuana... That you shouldn't speed when you've two ounces of marijuana in your car...