That Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden and has already met his mother... That, in case you didn't know, Benji is Joel Madden's brother - AKA Nicole Richie's fellah... That Mrs. Madden must be so proud of her sons' choices... That Paris is to star in a new reality show - "to find a new best friend"... That George Clooney said of Tom Cruise: "I talked to him the other day, and he's a good egg. There's nothing self-serving about what he's saying. He has to turn it into a way to make fun of himself"... That Ryan Gosling has declared an infatuation with his latest co-star from Lars And The Real Girl... That she's a blow up doll called Bianca... That, of his experience working with sex toy, Gosling told New York magazine: "She came to the read-through. I couldn't stop staring at her. I was fascinated. She had all these beautiful freckles on her face. She was endlessly fascinating to me. I got excited about all of our scenes together"... That he added that "he had taken her to live at his home when filming on the movie ended"... That the lengths actors will slump to by way of promoting a film will never cease to marginally amuse me...