That Angelina Jolie plans to have her next child (who's believed to be a girl) in France as an homage to her recently deceased French-Canadian mother... That Kerry Katona has offered to take on Britney's kids... That she said: "Britney needs to sort herself out so she can try and get her kids back. If she doesn't, I'll adopt the children and look after them. Mind you, I've got enough as it is"... That I fear for Kerry's existing children... That Natalie Imbruglia wants to get into Johnny Borrell's pants... That she ensured they had seats together on a jet to Natalia Vodianova's Naked Heart Foundation Love Ball in Russia... That a source, who saw them ice skating in Red Square the next day, said: "They looked like ethereal, floating swans on the ice"... That said source was clutching a bottle of wodka... That Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence, driving with a blood alcohol level of .08% or higher, driving without a license and possession of marijuana (under an ounce) after being arrested in December... That Naomi Campbell has had a cyst successfully removed in a Brazilian hospital... That Noel Gallagher is selling is pad in Ibiza... That a source said: "He's fed up of hearing James Blunt bang on about Ibiza like he owns the place. It's taken the charm out of it for him so he's put his villa up for sale. It's very close to Blunt's place, and he says he can't stand the thought of Blunt writing cr*p tunes up the road"... That Corrie star Kym Ryder has been named Celebrity Mum of the year... That Kym failed to mention she had kids when filming Popstars in 2001... That Jennifer Jason Lee is pregnant... That Marc Anthony's first wife, Dayanara Torres plans to release a tell-all book called "Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce"... That Diablo Cody, in celebration of her Oscar win for Juno, wants to get Ellen Page's head tattooed on her person... That Tilda Swinton is now claiming her recently received Oscar statuette "talks to her"...