That time has not been kind to Blossom... That the same could be said for her wardrobe... That, despite talking about mysterious "release dates" in July and posing with a cushion stuffed up her top, Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant... That Katie Holmes is also not pregnant... That Britney Spears is pregnant... That there's a bidding war going on between Larry King, Oprah and Sir Trevor McDonald to see who can get an exclusive interview with Amy Winehouse... That's a lot of effort to spend on someone who can't even string a sentence together... That Orlando Bloom's model girlfriend has gotten her own back after the rumours of him canoodling Rumer Willis circulated... That a friend of Miranda Kerr said: "Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often... He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks"... That Hulk Hogan was cheating on his wife with a 33-year-old friend of his daughter Brooke, prior to Linda filing for divorce... That Charlie Sheen is to wed for the third time... That the actor said: "We're gonna do it this summer, we're tired of this question so we've been forced into this"... That romance is alive and using Charlie Sheen as a host... That Prince is to undergo a hip replacement... That makes me feel ancient...
